my lover and i are coming to your improv night

Jean Paul Gaultier Couture | Fall 2009 Couture

i told my lover, "lover, please double your bun hun, we can't be looking under dressed tonight." i also got her a surprise sheer silk veil so the comedians won't be blinded by her beauty. comedians can be such rapists. i decided my accessory for the night will be a fudge-pop. i think it will really bring it down to the common folk level so everyone will be more comfortable.